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Anonymous said: how old are you?
Next month I’m hitting a milestone I was never sure I’d get to. So that’s crazy… But yeah. I’m old enough to vividly remember every Chicago Bulls championship run. I’m old enough to remember to remember the world premier of Sabotage video. I’m old enough to still not be used to Kobe wearing #24, not rocking the fro and not being with Brandy anymore. I’m old enough to remember buying CDs on Tuesday mornings before school. I’m old enough to have had a MiniDisc player and iPod 1st generation. I’m old enough to have gone to the Hard Knock Life Tour. I’m old enough to remember watching 120 Minutes with Matt Pinfield and Aeon Flux with my friends. I’m old enough to still be upset I’m not a Huxtable. I’m old enough to remember when Eddie Murphy was the funniest man on the planet. I saw Home Alone and Jurassic Park in the theaters. I mean… I could go on, but I guess you get the point, kid.
I really can’t tell you how many times a day this scene crosses my mind.
If you like black boys taking pictures of themselves in round, concave mirrors while wearing a white Oxford and blue tie and blue cardigan and slate pants in parking garages then goddamn do I have the blog for you.
Anonymous said: what did you eat for lunch?
I drink a Boost for breakfast - an Ensure for dessert. Somebody ordered pancakes - I just sip the sizzurp. That right there could drive a sane man berserk. Not to worry, MoodyMoody’s back to wi-zerk.
Which type of potato chips will I regret the least? Which soda will bum me out less than the last on? Which sandwich will make me fill more gen x?
Anonymous said: i don't usually date black guys but i'd love to fuck and date and marry you.